What's that? I heard the sound of a bowl.
I hear it, I smell something.
Could it be?
Yo, Mom. Dad has foodables and I don't! It's a bowl of Great Nuts (I hear they're made out of stone-ground squirrels).
The prosecution objects!
Look - I'm not against bribery. Will $15 get me a bowl of Great Nuts?
Fine - distract me with throwing a stuffie.
He Shoots. She Scores.
Oh boy, that's the ball my boyfriend Frankie Furter's family sent.
I got it!
Seriously Mom, you're not on your game, first the cereal and now a Chewy box that's been sitting here for like four YEARS.
I'll just sit here and starve to death, you all go ahead and open the boxes.