Monday, January 25, 2016

The Secret Language of Pets

Abby Lab here.  Mom says I know quite a few words already, but I know a LOT more than I let on, many that SHE doesn't know.  For the rest of you felines or canines - I'll clue you in here on some of them.

Barkroom -that small dark closet I go to when it thunders
Ballderdash -  a mad chase across the dog park to fetch the ball.
Floordrobe - that pile of clean clothes that makes the best place to nap when pulled off the bed
Slowbber- lazy drooling
Peticure - getting my nails trimmed
Hairaphernalia - all the grooming stuffs Mom has to keep me looking nice
Napcident - accidentally falling asleep while watching for squirrels
Overtoyed - being SO excited from all the new things to play with
Foodiness - when I sulk because you haven't fed me yet
Vettlement - what Mom ends up paying the vet after the pet insurance settles the claim
Fooditarian - the ability to eat anything that's found on the kitchen floor
Infilthtrate - when I come in the house with muddy paws
Toppleganger - knocking something breakable off the table with my tail
Peeography - mapping out the neighborhood one bush at a time
Incendairy - that time I got diarrhea from eating too much cheese
Naptivating -  something that just makes you want to sleep
Carioki - when I howl to the radio on a drive
Intoxicat - when someone's had a little too much catnip
Petrofried - what happens to me when there's big storms
Meanderthal - people that walk me too slow
Shoeberries -  The little decorative bits that are all that's left of your new shoes
Bathroam - following my Mom wherever she goes
Sockrifice - eating just one sock out of a pair
Peeoccuppied - not paying attention to Mom when I'm doing my business
Cattitude - you know what I'm talking about
Carpolepsy - being all excited about a "drive" then immediately going asleep
Phonundrum - barking at the doorbell when it's really Dad's phone
Mytopia - when the walk to the dog park is longer than it looks
Chillenged - Not wanting to go out and potty when it's 10 degrees out
Fartunate - what you are when someone else in the room gets blamed
Bathing Snoot - putting your cold nose to your owners backside as they get in the shower
Puffalope - a square puffy creature that comes through the slot in the door that's so fun to kill
Petrol - checking every corner of the yard for squirrels
Blamestorming - making it look like the cat did it
Toilert - when I bark because you get up at night to pee
Suppervise - when I have to watch every bite that goes in your mouth
Catsnip - getting Mittins neutered
Shedlines - when Mom realizes she needs to vacuum up the hair today
Abdicat - when you renounce all claims to be head of your kingdom when you get a feline
Travelsty - having to commute to the veterinarian
Nocra- not liking vegetables as "treats"
Mouse Potato - the cat that just sleeps all day
Fartland - a great open expanse of couch that you suddenly have all to yourself.
Bonecall - something you just have to respond to
Askinine - when humans ask "do you want to go out?"
Stuffiecate- How you dispatch the plush squeaky toy before disemboweling it
Epoophany -  I will know the secret of life if you just let me out one more time
Interwet- when I knock Mom's coffee over on the keyboard with my nose
Treat and Great - saying hello to my pet sitter
Lawndry - pulling the clothes off the line is fun!
Reciprocat - taking the neighbor's "free kitten" because they took one of yours
Defence - what the neighbor put up to keep their dogs from getting loose
Affleasement - when I just have to give in to the urge to scratch
Furloin - if I keep licking myself there Mom will give me food to distract me
The Collar Store - where we go to get cheap pet toys
Toester - laying on Mom's feet to keep them warm
Catacombs - where the kitties go hide in the basement when it's time to go in the cat carrier

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20 comments:

  1. We laughed and laughed at these words, we understood many of them!
    stella rose

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  2. Hari OM
    BOL... oh Abby, that is quite the vocabulary!!! I would love to hear your carioki... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  3. Hey Abby!
    Wow, those had me and my Mom both ROFL!! BWAR HAR HAR These are great and I totally know lots of these words too. BOL Thanks for the great chuckle today! Meanderthal...now that's funny!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  4. BOL...Those are some great words!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  5. We've had dogs for many years, how did I not know there were words like travelsty and blamestorming? THANKS for the grin and the fun canine vocabulary lesson!

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  6. Those are some new words so we will have to study them!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  7. OMD OMD OMD ABBY... this is WONDERFUL... Have you thought of making A PETonary? Or a TEASEurus??? You could sell them fur like 87 Bazillion BUCKS.... PEEPS would be SNATCHING them off the shelves... Just sayin... As we are TRYING to get our Breath..

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  8. PeeS.... Be SURE to see OUR POST Tomorrow... TOOSday... THIS is a PAWFECT Example of JUST what I was Barkin about... !!!! BRAVO on this Post!!

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  9. BOL I couldn't stop laughing.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  10. I love it.... I nearly rolled from my fartland!!!

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  11. Abby you are gorgeous and a genius!! These are hilarious!!
    Who is catsnipped and currently a Mouse Potato
    PS we came over from FnE's to say hi..we have met but just wanted to renew our Hidey Hos.
    Hugs madi

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  12. You have quite the repertoire of linguistic. Why I bet you are a Mensa Dog for sure.
    Thanks for stopping by my blog
    Sweet William The Scot

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  13. We have just come over from Frankie and Ernie's blog and boy are we glad we came to visit. Those are such useful words, for sure.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  14. BOL BOL! We sent this to Dad who is very fond of puns.

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  15. Hi, Frankie and Ernie sent us over. we IDENTIFY with most of those words!

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  16. Those are some great words! We didn't know many of them, thanks!

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  17. BOL! Those are some grreat words!

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