Tuesday, April 25, 2017
You Ain't Nothing But a Hound Dog
But it made me smile as on one of my last visits out to my Dad, we went to the grocers. He likes to flirt with the ladies in the flower section and just generally wander around and say hi to people (it's a small town, everyone around the neighborhood knows Dad).
One day though, the check out lines were slow and I could see my 96-year-old Dad was getting a bit bored. When the clerk's back was turned helping yet another shopper with "how to use a chip card", Dad picked up the mic they call for assistance or price checks with and with a perfect Elvis imitation said (where it boomed out to the entire store):
"The is Elvis - open up the bakery".
You can get away with that stuff when they're old, or furry. :-)