Occasionally, I read the more humorous ones. I never respond. But this one was just so blatantly BAD, not even trying to be clever to lure me into giving them my bank info or social security number so I can get my foreign lottery winnings or mystery inheritance from the relative I didn't know I had.
Help me bank transfer 2.5 million dollars. I will give you 30%.
Great! And I will loan you my talking elephant (fluent in Farsi, English, and Mandarin Chinese). You can rent him out to parties for entertainment and keep 30%.
I didn't hear back.