Sunday, April 22, 2018

Sunday Black and White - Dogs at Work

But why can't I go to "work" with you?

I can eat all the food that everyone forgets in the back of the lunchroom fridge

I can bark at people from the guard shack that I don't recognize

I can sniff the packages that come through the x-ray machine in the lobby

I can help the attorney's in the building and then bill in dog hours

I can do undercover investigations.
I can work in tech support and delete your cookies and carefully check the SPAM

Save on janitor costs:  No more crumbs on the floor

Need that report, another coffee pod or a pen?  Can you say "fetch"
I can "think outside the box"

Meetings won't last too long because I have to go "out!"

then "in". . . . then "out"

I can be part of trials and hearings.

When the boss says "you really dropped the ball here" I can go find it!

You can get rid of the shredder

You need more work space?  I can re-negotiate your leash

You already have a "lab" at work, what's one more
and finally:

Squirrel interrogatories!

10 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    All fair and valid arguments, Abby. I'd rule in favour!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. We think Abby has clearly made an excellent case for going to work with mom!

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  3. OMD those are all such valid points Abby...wonder why we don't all gets to go to work wif our pawrents??

    xoxo,
    Matt & Matilda

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  4. Abby, you win the judgement!!! Off to work you go!!!

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  5. that are super good reason to go to work with your mom... and I'm sure a payment in greenies would be pawsome too

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  6. Some of the many reasons Choppy likes to go to work! Unfortunately, we moved offices so now she only gets to go to work on days when I work at home.

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  7. Let me know if this works! I've been trying to convince Momma to let me go to the work place with her for YEARS!

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  8. What! You mean you aren't allowed to go to work with your Mom, Abby Lab? Heresy (I don't know what that is but it sounded good.) ~Xena

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