Today is a day to prepare the house for Christmas, with Mom baking and Dad getting the aluminum tree and all the lights up. For some memories of Christmas cookies go visit
as she has some memories posted there today, taking a day off from "look - it's low fat!"
So many good memories, and new ones to be made.
Because yesterday our pal
So here goes. Mom helped generate the letter on her compute-inator so I can fill in the blanks and send it to you.
I've been very _______ this year, despite the mishap involving bacon, _______ and that ____ that resulted in an emergency trip to the ______. As for that __________ incident at the ___ party last year with Mom , I can explain (Mom had drank_____ and I was ______).
Mom and I have prepared______ and a bottle of _______ as a snack for your arrival and have ensured my Christmas Stocking is free of pet hair, lint, and shards of candy cane which can be mistaken for razor wire. So I hope you will remember me when you are in your workshop ramping up the North Pole Elfinator™ Fur Grooming device which I really need, and some treats.
It's not that Barkley, who was the previous dog here, didn't appreciate the Marie Antoinette Action Figure with eject-able head or the Attack Spider Pecker, both of which apparently can actually be found on Amazon, but I was hoping for something along the lines of __________ and _________ this year.
I promised Mom I won't ______ your sled this year like Barkley did, and she'll move the skeet shoot to earlier in the evening.
Thank you for visiting. Please be aware that there will be a prominent Nativity Scene to navigate around, as, no offense, it's not all about you.