Tuesday, March 15, 2016
A Dog's View of "The Bachelor"
Abby Lab here - My Mom does NOT watch reality television. But last night, I heard her admitting to Dad that she watched clips from the second to the last episode of The Bachelor and she wanted to see the ending, because the Bachelor told TWO women he was in love with them.
What The Dog!
But anyway - I'll tell you how it came down when we caught Mom catching a clip of the ending. I'll just go visit GIFY and try and explain what happened to Mom in scenes from the show.
Because was I surprised. You see, Mom doesn't watch stuff like that, she watches cars blow up and crime scenes and the most romantic thing she wants to see on TV is Zeva from NCIS beating up some thug.
My first thought was AGHHH! Who are you and what did you do with my Mom?" Maybe there's a side to her I did know, and it was just unleashed by watching The Bachelor.
Who knew my Mom had a secret life.
Sure tried to explain to Dad that the Bachelor was a Hoosier so she wanted to see what all the fuss was about as she'd never watched the show before.
Don't pretend we didn't catch you watching it Mom.
Sure - you were just watching a clip while you unwound from your work day.
Which sometimes is like this.
And I bet you got all sappy at the proposal to beautiful Lauren and all, even as you were so sad about JoJo losing.
But she's awesome and left with some class so you're probably happy that she's going to be the next Bachelorette which you will probably also sneak a watch of the ending of, even though you pretend not to.
I'm glad THAT's over and our lives around here can get back to normal and we can watch Animal Planet again.
But I want to know when The Bachelor - Doggie Edition is going to air.