But why can't I go to "work" with you?
I can eat all the food that everyone forgets in the back of the lunchroom fridge
I can bark at people from the guard shack that I don't recognize
I can sniff the packages that come through the x-ray machine in the lobby
I can help the attorney's in the building and then bill in dog hours
I can do undercover investigations.
Save on janitor costs: No more crumbs on the floor
Need that report, another coffee pod or a pen? Can you say "fetch"
Meetings won't last too long because I have to go "out!"
then "in". . . . then "out"
I can be part of trials and hearings.
When the boss says "you really dropped the ball here" I can go find it!
You can get rid of the shredder
You need more work space? I can re-negotiate your leash
You already have a "lab" at work, what's one more
Thanks to our hosts Nola and Sugar for the Sunday blog hop!