Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Why Sleep is Better than the Internet - by Barkley

Top Ten Reasons Snoozing on the Couch is Better than Surfing the Web.

10.  I can't stick my head out of Windows 7.
9.    "You've got mail" less fun to bark at than actual mailman.
8.    I thought it was PEThouse.com.  What a disappointment!
7.    A butt sniff is more honest than most online dating sites.
6.    I can't mark where I've visited without getting yelled at.
5.    Bruised nose trying to catch MPEG ball.
4.    No Microsoft Opposable Thumb
3.    Mouse doesn't come with cat app
2.    Carpal Paw Syndrome

And the #1 reason?

SPAM and COOKIE's are not food ? !

2 comments:

  1. Brilliant! ROTFLMAO at o'dark thirty this morning. Thanks!

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  2. You are just too clever!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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