Saturday, September 12, 2015

Snow Freaks in Love

A story for our favorite wiener dogs, Frankie and Ernie as they move across country and hope that their Mom's collection of Christmas "Snowfreaks" get left behind.
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It's a new journey.  You think all is going to lead to wonder.  Then there's a bump in the road, and despite your best efforts you find the Snow Freaks that had hitched a ride were lose.

All you wanted to do was move to Pencil-Van-ia to be near your family without any fuss, carbon footprint, or even worse, SNOW FREAK footprint.

You'd hoped your Mom had left them behind, no snow freaks terrorizing the mantle during Christmas season, stalking you outside the window on a cold winter day.

But there they were lose, somehow getting lose on the trip from Ohio eastward.

But these weren't just any snow freaks. these were SNOW FREAKS in LOVE

Wearing their hearts on their chest, they defied all odds to be together.  If a Wiener dog and a Labrador retriever can find a little romance late in life why can't snow freaks.

But still,  the possible carnage.

What happens if they  . . well. . you know. . . (insert Barry White music here)

Snow cones?
Little Baby boy and girl Mutant Slushies?

I hate to think about it

Fortunately for mankind, another outcome

Love's passion burns hot.  And that isn't good when you're a snow freak.
Welcome to your new Home Frankie and Ernie!

14 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Brrwwwaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa......... glad you saw it through to the thaw Abby! A story to melt hearts? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  2. Ohhhhhh Abby those are some real frozen snowfreaks and slushies!!
    Your peeps built a great pair of snowfreaks
    hugs madi

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  3. The only GOOD snow freak is a MELTED snow freak!

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  4. Haaa haaaa burning burning love! too hot for the snow freaks!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  5. Oh no! I love with Barry White music too? No good can come from this!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. Hey Abby!
    Wow, no one does a little lovey mood music like Barry White! BWAR HAR HAR I think snow cones would be the result fur sure. I don't think I could stand all of these snowfreaks if they started making snow cones too. Oh, the horror!! BOL
    Thanks so much for welcoming FnE back to Blogville today!
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  7. I'm glad that those two lovers melted! Think of the brain-freeze we would have if they mutated into slushies!

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  8. BOL....Very good, Abby!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo

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  9. OMD OMD OMD THANK YOU ABBY fur the FABULOUS Box of WONDERFUL Goodies that you sent to our New house... and there was NOT a Single snow FREAK in there. We were stunned when the UPS Guy drove up and hopped out... it was a real surprise.. THANK YOU... THANK YOU... we love EVERYTHINGY..

    WE just don't like Snow Freaks... and we LOVE that one MELTED away... Wish they ALL would.

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  10. oh dear they didn't last long did they,xx Speedy

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  11. hahahaha... I bet that sticks in my head forever and ever... maybe the imagination helps to chase the ice cream devil away... my pants would be grateful :o)

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  12. If you needs 'elp wiv that young snow cone, I can 'elp.
    Luvs Freya Rose Blossom X

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  13. OMD! We can't believe your snow freaks made little snow freaks.

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