Wednesday, January 13, 2016

A Blogville Murder Mystery - Dial "S" for Snow Freak


Quick Maam - Forensic Dog will hold the deaded pose while you draw the chalk outline. 

  First there was an invasion of snow freaks at


followed by some scary looking mailings linking Frankie and Ernie's family to the snow freak clan.

It was only a matter of time before someone took the law in their own hands.

Nothing to see here folks - move along.

The local paw-lice called in my Mom's  favorite TV Forensic Scientist and Federal Agent.  Dr. TupperWare Lemon, also known as  "Twigs" accompanied by her handsome lawman  counterpart "Feeley Tooth" to sort through the remains.

Twigs: Based on  my forensic review of the surculus and ramulus, I'd say the snow freak was likely born this year.

Agent Tooth:  Twigs, you're Brilliant.  Wait - is that dog hair?

Yes around the scene was the footprints of many dogs,  all over, as if they'd run free around the scene.

Our crime investigators left - for with that - they had no leads.
So Blogville - what happened here ?  There's no Cheerios at the scene so it's NOT a cereal killer. The weapon appears to be obvious, but is it?  Is the snow freak left or right limbed?

Could the weapon have been planted?  Or was it simply an (not so tragic if you hate snow freaks) accident?

Let us know what you think - until then, the Blogville Pawlice department has taken over this investigation and is hot on the trail of clues.

12 comments:

  1. WE (Ernie the Attorney and I, Judge Furter) believe that the CLUES and the Crimeless Scene Photos CLEARLY show a case of Self Inflicted FREAKicide... brought on by a realization that "IT" was EVIL and did not DESERVE to EXIST.
    THAT is OUR Story... and WE are Stickin to it!!!

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  2. Best video EVER!

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  3. BOL!!! OMD, that video is so funny! I liked the 'hunter' one too!
    Nows, abouts that snowfreak...I agree with F&E, it was FREAKicide!!! I means, I don't see any YELLOW snow, so I thinks any doggie is in the clear...and that hairdryer was left there to set up the doggies as revenge for all the yellow snowfreaks!
    It's the only thing that makes ANY sense....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥
    pees: I myself, would have made a margarita out of the little bugger....☺

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  4. OOOOOHHHH, I luffs a good detective story and one where the snow freak is deaded haf gotta be a GOOD detective story hasn't it?
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  5. Hari OM
    BOL.....schnort.... OMD... if I can stop laughing long enough, I might be able to get my forensic brain working.... but it may have been fried by all that (yellow) water lying around..... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  6. The paw-lice had a theory on the unfortunate demise of the snow freak. But it turned out they were barking up the wrong tree.

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  7. Hey, it's holding the hair dryer, this was CLEARLY a case of suicide! Let's all go have cookies.

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  8. We love it! This is the kind of crime show we like!

    Keep Calm & Bark On!

    Murphy & Stanley

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  9. WDPD: Wiener Dog Police Department! Bwahahahahahaha!

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  10. Mommy laughed at the cheerios., cereal killer refrence. Lol.

    We was kinda wondering if Frankie and Ernie have allibys fur the night of the deaded snowfreak. (We can cover fur them if need be.)

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