Patrol Officer Abby Lab here - with the Pawlympics for our dogs starting next month I'm increasing my patrols of Blogville to make sure its citizens do not engage in nefarious behavior.
Crime can happen - even in normally peaceful Blogville. Remember when Top Cop Bites and Sarge busted Samson "The Mouth" as he tried to limojack someone's ride at the Dance?
So BOLO for the following behavior. (BOLO - not to be confused with Rolo which Dad doesn't know Mom keeps stashed in the back of the bread box).
Hit and run.
No that's just wrong, not on the FLOWERS!
Public alcohol abuse.
Don't let me tell you a third time!
Sausage lasagna buns. Sorry Mom, that sandwich is
a crime and I must confiscate it.
Grand Theft Bucket
Not Being Able to Handle Your Licker