"Mom - what are you doing out there in the kitchen. I am SO bored."
"Abby - I'm making the Food Network's cauliflower soup recipe for lunch - would you like a treat?"
"Mom - that crunchy white thing does NOT look or smell like a treat!"
"Abby - the Vet said you'd gained weight since your last visit so I am replacing a couple of your treats each day with fresh veggies."
"Mom - is that even LEGAL?"
"It's cauliflower Abby - just try it, you liked the frozen peas!"
"Great Leaping Horny Toads Mom - that's awful!"
"Oh my Dog. Quick - get me some stale fruitcake to get the taste out of my mouth."
"Blech blech blech - that's not 'cauliflower' that's albino broccoli and you know I hate broccoli!
"Harumphhh. I'll just sit here until a REAL treat shows up!"