It all started a few hours ago. Mom and Dad had a romantic dinner as Dad has been gone a LOT on a big project for work. There was yummy smelling food that Mom cooked, candles and wine. Mom made silly. giggling noises and Dad was smiling a lot. Then it was time for "take the dog out". Our house is in the city but the original owners bought TWO lots so it is in a deep, wooded area that has all sorts of critters living in it and sometimes coming into the smaller fenced part on their way to the large park and river nearby. There in the back corner, I did my favorite roll in the grass, but it was even better as it was "roll in the smell" as something was deader back there in the dark. I'm not sure WHAT it was, there was just a big, smelly stain in the grass and I rolled in it good.
I don't know about you two, but something smells in here.
If that is dog shampoo I may have to kill you.
Dad then went to Wall-GREENS and got doggie shampoo and gave me a quick bath and then put me back in jail until I'm
And not just ANY Tank, but the "Donk". Don't' laugh - go to Amazon and you can get your own. Now, I know what you're thinking. Many of you have fallen trap to the "purchased the first tank you saw", just wanting to get your better half something for that special date and get out of the store as quickly as possible only to have her roll her eyes and tell you the insurgents are going to take that thing out with a homemade Mortar in 5 minutes and her friend Mary's husband spent three months salary and got her a bigger tank.
Hurry - The Matron is in the basement folding laundry - she'll never catch us!