THE BOOK OF BARKLEY: Bathing Your Pet - Heed this Consumer Warning

Friday, January 26, 2018

Bathing Your Pet - Heed this Consumer Warning

11 comments:

The Adventures of the LLB GangJanuary 26, 2018 at 7:13 PM
VERY TRUE STATEMENT!! It amazes me how much smarter they get when all soapy!
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Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3January 26, 2018 at 7:36 PM
Those are the best directions I have ever seen
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♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥January 26, 2018 at 8:09 PM
Good thing Mom doesn't try to bathe us at home. BUT she says we are way faster than she is anyway:)

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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MargJanuary 27, 2018 at 8:11 AM
Now that is some good advice. A slippery dog would be hard to deal with, for sure. You all have a great day.
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Bella Roxy & MacduiJanuary 27, 2018 at 1:35 PM
BOL! Unfortunately, in this house we read the instructions AFTER a disaster.
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SarahJanuary 27, 2018 at 2:04 PM
Ha! Hilarious (and so true).
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Tails Around the RanchJanuary 27, 2018 at 2:18 PM
Bwahahaha! Boy isn't THAT the truth!
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The Army of FourJanuary 27, 2018 at 2:56 PM
We're already smarter and faster than our mom. Ha roo roo roo!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
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Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyJanuary 27, 2018 at 6:08 PM
This cracked me up!
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C.L.W.STEPJanuary 27, 2018 at 6:50 PM
What a riot! Chester is going to see Miss Jacquie the groomer Monday. I'm sure she has blocked all escape routes! At home, he usually just gets his muddy feet cleaned off in the bath tub.
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Matilda the BoxerJanuary 29, 2018 at 9:44 AM
BOL! Momma stole this and shared it with some of her furiends.
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FIVE STARS

No one who has ever had a dog as a companion will be able to read The Book of Barkley: Love and Life through the Eyes of a Labrador Retriever by L. B. Johnson with dry eyes.

Johnson tells the story of her life, from childhood to adulthood, from the perspective of her relationship with Barkley, a Lab that she got when he was just a stubborn ball of fur who ‘selected’ her when she viewed the litter of which he was a part. Her descriptions of adjusting to Barkley’s presence in her life, and how this helped her come to terms with and understand her past and learn to take life a day at a time on her own terms will resonate profoundly with anyone who has fallen in love with a dog and had to learn to live with its loss.

This is a story of unconditional love and acceptance, the kind that asks nothing but love in return. As Johnson and Barkley forge bonds of trust and understanding, she also strengthens her human relationships.

This is much more than a mere memoir – it is a story of life and how to live it, and how we humans can learn to live our lives better if we’d only learn to live it like a dog does. The author uses language well, with descriptions of animals, people, and places so vivid you feel that you can feel the textures, smell the odors (pleasant and otherwise) and hear the whining of a puppy needing to go out to do its business. Life can be sad or happy, and the author takes us through it all – a trip that you won’t regret taking. A five-star book that definitely merits the Awesome Indies Seal of Excellence

About Barkley and His Mom

My Mom started this blog due to requests from friends who wanted a place to go for stories of her furry friend Barkley that weren't in the book and stories of my rescue and new life in my furever home. She donates all of the proceeds from her writing to animal rescue and groups that train search and rescue and service dogs but that's OK, as she still gives me lots of dog treats and toys.

The Book of Barkley is Mom's first memoir. She used to be a jet pilot for somebody's Uncle but now has a Ph.D. in something involving science and forensics which is like TV but without expensive suits or cleavage. Additional mayhem is provided by my Dad and our 100-year-old "fixer upper" Mission Bungalow.

Her second memoir "Saving Grace - A Story of Adoption" was published in April of 2015". Her Third Book - "Small Town Roads", her first Fiction Novel was published October of 2016 and was an NPR selected "2017 must read" and 2017 Readers Favorite International Book Award GOLD for "Fiction - Religious Theme". Her 4th book, "Calexit, The Anthology", a Novella with other authors, was published in October of 2017 and was on the Amazon Best Seller's list two days later. Her fifth book "True Course - Lessons from Life Aloft" was a #1 best seller at Amazon 24 hours after publishing so I think she has been bribing you all with treats.

Abby - Mom's Lab Assistant