THE BOOK OF BARKLEY: Part of This Complete Breakfast

Monday, November 25, 2019

Part of This Complete Breakfast

What's that? I heard the sound of a bowl.

I hear it, I smell something.

Could it be?

Yo, Mom. Dad has foodables and I don't! It's a bowl of Great Nuts (I hear they're made out of stone-ground squirrels).

The prosecution objects!

Look - I'm not against bribery. Will $15 get me a bowl of Great Nuts?

Fine - distract me with throwing a stuffie.

He Shoots. She Scores.

Oh boy, that's the ball my friend Frankie Furter sent me.

I got it!

Seriously Mom, you're not on your game, first the cereal and now a Chewy box that's been sitting here for like four YEARS.

I'll just sit here and starve to death, you all go ahead and open the boxes.

8 comments:

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥November 25, 2019 at 8:37 PM
Tough life you have there:)

Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber
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Ruby Rose and the Big Little Angels 3November 25, 2019 at 8:50 PM
What good is a parent having cereal if they don't share it
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Yamini MacLeanNovember 26, 2019 at 4:30 AM
Hari OM
Crikey, Abby-gal, seems there is some kinda luxurious torture going on in your pad!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
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Matilda the BoxerNovember 26, 2019 at 10:26 AM
Boy, your momma is slacking!! Doesn't she know Santa is starting to check his list?
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Tails Around the RanchNovember 26, 2019 at 2:27 PM
Pawrent...can't live with 'em...can't live without 'em. Hope foodables arrive soon to sustain you soon, Abby.
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Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyNovember 26, 2019 at 5:28 PM
We didn't know you ate things like cereal in your house lol. If Lady left our food delivery like that we would help ourselves.
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C.L.W.STEPNovember 26, 2019 at 8:21 PM
Hopefully, Abby, you didn't have to wait much longer for some yum yum doggie treats! I was lucky today and got some baked potatoes, and broccoli, and a little bit of meatloaf. Yummy! Oh, and I have a delicious chewy bone right now. Nom nom nom!
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easyweimaranerNovember 27, 2019 at 2:32 AM
if boxes are in da house we become boxers LOL
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Welcome to The Book of Barkley and the Blogville dog blogging community. This blog was created for more memories of Barkley as well as updates on our Lab Rescues that have joined our household since Barkley left us.

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FIVE STARS

No one who has ever had a dog as a companion will be able to read The Book of Barkley: Love and Life through the Eyes of a Labrador Retriever by L. B. Johnson with dry eyes.

Johnson tells the story of her life, from childhood to adulthood, from the perspective of her relationship with Barkley, a Lab that she got when he was just a stubborn ball of fur who ‘selected’ her when she viewed the litter of which he was a part. Her descriptions of adjusting to Barkley’s presence in her life, and how this helped her come to terms with and understand her past and learn to take life a day at a time on her own terms will resonate profoundly with anyone who has fallen in love with a dog and had to learn to live with its loss.

This is a story of unconditional love and acceptance, the kind that asks nothing but love in return. As Johnson and Barkley forge bonds of trust and understanding, she also strengthens her human relationships.

This is much more than a mere memoir – it is a story of life and how to live it, and how we humans can learn to live our lives better if we’d only learn to live it like a dog does. The author uses language well, with descriptions of animals, people, and places so vivid you feel that you can feel the textures, smell the odors (pleasant and otherwise) and hear the whining of a puppy needing to go out to do its business. Life can be sad or happy, and the author takes us through it all – a trip that you won’t regret taking. A five-star book that definitely merits the Awesome Indies Seal of Excellence

About Barkley and His Mom

My Mom started this blog due to requests from friends who wanted a place to go for stories of her furry friend Barkley that weren't in the book and stories of my rescue and new life in my furever home. She donates all of the proceeds from her writing to animal rescue and groups that train search and rescue and service dogs but that's OK, as she still gives me lots of dog treats and toys.

The Book of Barkley is Mom's first memoir. She used to be a jet pilot for somebody's Uncle but now has a Ph.D. in something involving science and forensics which is like TV but without expensive suits or cleavage. Additional mayhem is provided by my Dad and our 100-year-old "fixer upper" Mission Bungalow.

Her second memoir "Saving Grace - A Story of Adoption" was published in April of 2015". Her Third Book - "Small Town Roads", her first Fiction Novel was published October of 2016 and was an NPR selected "2017 must read" and 2017 Readers Favorite International Book Award GOLD for "Fiction - Religious Theme". Her 4th book, "Calexit, The Anthology", a Novella with other authors, was published in October of 2017 and was on the Amazon Best Seller's list two days later. Her fifth book "True Course - Lessons from Life Aloft" was a #1 best seller at Amazon 24 hours after publishing so I think she has been bribing you all with treats.

Abby - Mom's Lab Assistant