Lorelei Lab: "Dad, Mom's having a tasty sammich and she's not sharing!"
Dad: "But Lorelei - it's one of her homemade dairy-free hippie veggie burgers* made out of sawdust and carrots. You won't like it. You HATE carrots."
*recipe in comments
Lorelei - "I knew the pitiful look would work, see, she's breaking me off a chunk of it to eat! Yum!!" (I just know those orange bits in there are cow cheese!)
Dad: "I TOLD you, you wouldn't like it!"