Friday, February 9, 2018

Flower Friday FAIL

We were going to post some flowers for
 Miss Rosy at


Where Rosie lives has all sorts of 
pretty flowers popping up!
But there are no flowers to see!
Nope, they're not under the snow either
I'll go fluff up the snow so the
 flowers can bloom if they want to
Wow, it's deep in the back of the yard.
Mr. Bun - are you under your bush condo?
Insert theme song from Jaws here.
The snow is no match for my mandibles of death!
Well, there were no flowers
but there was lots of FUN!

Thursday, February 8, 2018

On Being a Stray - A Story from Small Town Roads

All of my writing seems to involve a pet, this one Clyde a lab mix rescue adopted by the main character. a young female rookie police officer in a small farm town (not based on me, I've always been federal and in huge cities though my Mom used to be a Deputy Sheriff).

I hope this brings a few smiles - LB
This book won first place for Fiction - Religous Theme - at the International Reader's Favorite Book Award. 

For anyone new here:  Book description as follows:


Let go of the life you wanted to get the one that you were meant for.

With a fresh college degree in Criminal Justice, young Rachel Raines is looking for a place to hide a heart full of loss, and a quieter police patrol than Chicago. The bequest of her late aunt's house seems like the perfect opportunity for both if she can survive the gigantic spiders, creaky plumbing, and inevitable challenges of being the rookie on a small town force.  It's a place unlike any she has lived in - a tiny rural town with no coffee baristas and one single restaurant that has a giant cow perched on the roof.

Sometimes God has other plans for us.

Down the street, her aunt's best friend, Evelyn Ahlgren, marks the passing of seasons and neighbors, long mired in her loneliness as a widow. When the young woman with scars of her own befriends her, they strike up an unlikely friendship across generations that just might help them both heal with a little help from heaven above.

Chapter 11

Clyde was doing pretty well, having only chewed up one pair of shoes, after which he gave me that doggie look that would seem to say, well, if you didn’t want it chewed up, you shouldn’t have left it on the floor.

I hadn’t done anything on the job that would cause me to be injured or fired, though there was one day this week I was worried.

I was on patrol by myself for the first time after assisting the elementary school as an extra crossing guard when classes ended. It didn’t take long to cover the whole town. There was Main Street, on which there was the family-owned supermarket. There was the beauty salon, which I’d braved post-academy to find out they had a couple of stylists there that knew all the latest haircuts, not just styles for the grandmothers. Plus I learned more about what was going on in this town than on any police scanner, as few events or inappropriate actions were missed by these women, and the information was always passed around. Note to self, if I’m going to buy wine to take to  my friend Evelyn’s for dinner, don’t buy it in town, I could just hear them now, “Look there’s Officer Raines—she bought a bottle of wine last year as well.”

There was an ice cream place, closed until summer, a tiny chiropractor’s office, the bank, the diner, and a little place you could walk in and buy a big piece of pizza by the slice. There was the liquor store which had never been robbed, and there were the shuttered remnants of the only realtor in town.

The second block of Main Street had the post office, an office of an attorney, another chiropractor’s office, and several shuttered small businesses with “for lease” signs in the window. One was a neat and brightly painted business that just had the words “hot dogs” on a sign that looked like it was from the 1970s in that carefully-maintained but long-shuttered building. There are probably some stories there. I’ll have to ask Evelyn next time we share a meal.

Between the two sections was the town square. It sat in the middle of a big roundabout which was about as close to gambling as you’d find in this place. Cars come in from six different directions, as the town was laid out almost like a star. You’re supposed to yield to the cars already in the roundabout but everyone cheats, darting in when there was barely enough room like it was that old retro video game Frogger. My mom used to play that silly game, and every time I entered the intersection in the police car, I’d hear the music from it in my head.

That spot had a lot of fender benders and resultant tickets for failure to yield. I think I now know why this little town had two chiropractors and an attorney.

I’d survived another trip through it, so I headed on down toward the train tracks, near which the only local pub sits. On the other side of the tracks stood our police station and an old railroad station that had been converted into a small museum. That road got a fair bit of traffic as it goes on down south toward the Catholic Church, behind which is a small neighborhood with some families with children. Beyond that, there is a drugstore, a small doctor’s office, an auto repair shop, a gas station, and then you’re in the open country.

As I got to the four-way stop, looking into the neighborhood, I saw an arm waving and turned to see what was up. There were some children that looked to be young siblings who frantically waved when they saw the police car. This neighborhood had several families with children and just as many dogs. The first time I got a barking dog complaint when out with my training officer, I pulled up to the address in question to find the only non-barking dog on the street.

The children were still waving when I came to a stop and got out. I noted no one was injured, but they were pretty worked up about something as their mom watched with concern from the porch.

“Please, please help, our dog got away! The gate was open. We called for him; he always comes if you call, but he must be too far away to hear!”

Just as I’m a sucker for those looks from Clyde; I couldn’t ignore the plaintive plea of a child. They were all so cute in their winter gear.

I said, “What’s your dog’s name?” The oldest little boy said, “Walter.”

Walter?

So I did what any other self-respecting law officer would do. I immediately got in the squad car, turned on the lights, and over the speaker called out, “Walter, come here boy! Good dog, Walter. Come here, Walter, good dog.”

You could probably hear that a mile away.

People started coming out of their houses, laughing at me, but a minute later here came this little white puffball of a dog racing toward the kids. I tipped my hat to them and drove away as soon as all were safely inside their fenced yard.

I understand, now that I’ve got a dog, how easy it is to get attached. Hopefully, when news of that got back to the station I would not get in trouble for the unusual use of the vehicle’s equipment but, as I know how we all are with kids and dogs, I’m sure I would just be teased a little bit.

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Greetings from Chiberia - Part 2

More snow last night. Woke to a balmy 7 degrees (quick, get the swimsuits and flip flops it's not minus 10) but as I work from home today, time for some photos while taking the critters their food and water. Those of you in warmer climates probably don't think of seven degrees as "balmy" but here in Chiberia, we normally don't start complaining until it's minus 15  with a minus 40 wind chill factor and we can't start "da car" because we forgot to plug in the engine block heater.

Thankfully, my husband already dug us out after Abby got her morning walk. Yes, that driveway is as long as it looks, I know from shoveling it about 3 times by hand when he was in the UK. On the plus side that means our back bedroom is far away from the street which makes for some good quiet winter snoozing.

We got about 5-6 inches total, not too bad, and the sky is clear and sunny.
I have to go get my hair cut after work, but I'll dig the truck out at lunch.
The Evergreen "condo" where Mr. Bun and several birds live.  We were going to cut it down but it provides needed shelter inside the fence away from larger predators.
The animals have been out and about - many tracks to and from where we put the seed and peanuts.
  Even with the cold it's very beautiful out.

 Even the stark beauty of the winter purple coneflower.


New Hemlock planted 3 years ago, as we've lost one of the big spruces, and will likely lose another in our lifetime. They're a hundred years old so we've added about 5 new evergreen trees that are 3-5 years old now.
 Lots of little squirrel tracks out even as early as it is.
 The side yard is full of critters on the move.
The zip line is for If I'm alone and it's minus 20 type weather, I can put Abby on it at night.  That keeps her close to the fence where I can see her, rather than her trying to sniff out critters in the bushes around the unlit other side of the house where she might encounter a skunk or opossum.

"Yo Mom, now that you're all warm again, I need to go outside to play in the snow!"

Monday, February 5, 2018

Greetings from Chiberia!

This morning the Windy City dawned with snow left from the weekend and windchill of MINUS 20 below.  You can even see a little path the squirrels have made, making a beeline from the back Spruce tree to the ones that shelter the food I put out.

Hello Monday.
We didn't get a whole lot of accumulation, but it's super cold and we're supposed to get another 5-6 inches of snow tonight.
Under one spruce it's sheltered from the worst of the snow, so I scattered seeds and peanuts for the birds and squirrels.

Then the critter water dish was cleared of ice and filled with gently warmed water.
After that, I refilled the two feeders and added a fresh Suet while Abby went out. This little red bird was waiting for me.
Mom, why don't you just stay inside where it's warm?

I can't let the little animals go hungry Abby, and the river is frozen over and if they eat snow for water, they lose body heat and energy.
No Mom, I wasn't rolling in the snow, I was guarding the fenced part of the yard against invading critters!
Why do you ask?
I don't know Abby, maybe because Mr. Bun is still hiding under the lilac bush, while you walked right by to your favorite rolling spot!

Bribe the Dog and Stampede to the kitchen - It's Italian Night

Chicken Parmigiana is on the menu of all Italian restaurants, from the worst, to the five star. It can be wonderful crisp and rich or dry and tasteless.   Here's a way to get a wonderfully moist dish with a crisp coating.

Brine It.

You can make this with your favorite red sauce, or just use a jar (my favorite is Rao's, which isn't very expensive.)

Use a blend of cheese instead of just mozzarella to up the melting factor and give it a little more depth (I used a mixture of  mozzarella and grated Parmigiano-Regginao).

Bribing the dog to go into the other room, makes preparation a lot easier

Italian Night Chicken Parmigiana

2 large boneless skinless chicken breast halves

Brine:

1 and 1/2 cups buttermilk,(note this is the time to use REAL buttermilk, not milk soured with juice or vinegar to get  the enzymatic and bacterial tenderization you want from the buttermilk)
2 and 1/2 teaspoons minced garlic
2 Tablespoons kosher salt
1 teaspoon black pepper

With a sharp knife, split the chicken breasts in half horizontally, then pound them between pieces of parchment paper to about 1/2 inch thickness, which keeps them tender and juicy.

In a bowl combine the buttermilk, garlic, salt and pepper.

Place chicken in bowl of brine and turn until coated, then transfer chicken and brine into a clean zip lock bag. pressing out any air and put in the refrigerator for about 4-6 hours.
The 70 year old gas stove-
we have a doctrine of mutually assured destruction in place.

When you are ready to prepare dinner:

(1) Preheat oven to 425 F.

(2) Remove chicken from brine - pat dry with paper towels and set aside after discarding brine, then wash your hands thoroughly.

(3) Get a large sauce pan filled with water to heat for pasta.

(4) Heat a jar of pasta sauce in another pan until just gently simmering

(5) Get out a large skillet and place 1/4 to 1/3 cup (depending on how big your pan is, you are not deep frying but  doing a gentle crisping saute) extra virgin olive oil in it and set aside

(6) Mix up 3-step coating.

Note:  Use one hand for wet ingredients and the other hand for dry ingredients to keep it cleaner

Bowl (or pie plates) #1:
- 1/2 cup all purpose flour (add a little more if needed)
   pinch of basil

Bowl #2
-1 egg plus 2 teaspoons of buttermilk, whisked, depending on the size of the chicken breast, you can add an extra egg

Bowl #3
-2 cups panko bread crumbs*
 1/2 cup Parmigiano-Regginao
 dash of pepper

Note:  If you have half a loaf of Italian or french bread getting old, cut it into slices, leave out to dry overnight on the counter, then chop into chunks and process in a food processor into crumbs with the cheese and pepper.

Dip chicken in flour, followed by egg mixture, followed by crumbs.  Set on a plate. Wash your hands again with soap and hot water.

When oil is 375 degrees, cook chicken, using tongs to get them into the pan, 2 pieces at a time, swirling the pan a little and using a thin, flexible spatula to keep chicken from sticking.  If needed, add another Tablespoon of oil.  When golden brown, (2 to 3 minutes) flip with spatula and fork and cook on other side until golden brown (about another two minutes) Remove to plate covered with paper towels to drain

Make sure your pasta water is about ready to get your pasta cooking (I use about half a box of spaghetti).

Place a thin layer of the warm pasta sauce in an 8 x 8 pan or casserole dish and top with chicken. Drizzle chicken with a little more sauce (don't drench it)and top with 2/3 cup of Mozzarella cut into 1/3 inch shavings PLUS 3 Tablespoons of Parmigiano-Regginao.  Leave the edges of the chicken free of cheese to give it room to melt.

Bake until cheese is starting to melt (16 - 18 minutes) then place under the broiler for just a few moments until starting to brown.  Top with shredded basil* and/or parsley and serve immediately.

*To get the shavings of basil as picture, place 10 basil leaves on top of one another, roll up like you would a cigarette, tightly, then cut from end to end like you would do a green onion, then detangle.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Sunday Selfie

My new favorite nap position- the inverted flying Super Dog!

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Doggie Decorating


Feng Shui (pronounced "fung shway") examines how the placement of things and objects within it affect the energy flow in your living environment, and how these objects interact with and influence your personal energy flow. Your personal energy flow affects how you think and act, which in turn affects how well you perform and succeed in your personal and professional life. Feng Shui affects you every moment of the day — whether you're aware of it or not.

Many people decorate their homes around the principals of Feng Shui, creating an ordered, peaceful environment for living.

Look how tranquil it can be.
www.vietfengshui.com

But where I hang out - it's a little different, there's dozens of stuffed dog toys, there's chewy's and squeeky's and bones.   There's coats for walking the dog in the rain, there's parkas for walking the dog in the snow.  There's tennis shoes and snow boots. 


And there's dog hair - on the furniture, on the floor, on our clothes. There's a reason the antique mission style furniture is covered in black fabric or black leather.
Abby Normal Johnson

There is no order of placement - things are wherever they get thrown with the "Mom - can I have a treat now".

So, I have a way of arranging my home that's similar

We call it Fleng Shu  (pronounced "flung shoe").

And it's home.

Friday, February 2, 2018

Happy Groundhog Day!












I see my shadow Mom.  That means six 
more weeks of NO baths!!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

The Labrador of Silly Walks

The day dawned at a balmy 28 degrees and by late afternoon was down to 0 degree wind chills.  When Abby went out before Food O'Clock at 4 she didn't much like it.  She does NOT like walking on the grass when it's really cold and crunchy.  I don't have a phone that can take video and no clue how to do that on the camera, but it's hilarious. She raises each foot really high and tries to take big steps so she spends as little time on the ground as possible.  We call it her "Minister of Silly Walks" potty break.