Monday, January 26, 2015
No Dog is an Island
And yes, Mom fixed my toy after I de-squeaked it. But first she put it in the trash saying it was too torn up for me to play with! I was so lost without it---I gave her pitiful looks until she saved it as it's my nap noodle. But seriously Mom, Duct Tape? You get Dr. in front of your name and you fix stuff with DUCT TAPE?
Oh wait-- Mom said she's not that kind of doctor. If she's not that kind of doctor - then she must be that kind of doctor we saw watching Gilligan's Island with the peeps. Which doctor? That doctor. Other than the Vee-Eee-Tee, I don't know any other doctors.
Well - that does explain her hair in the morning.