I'll get the pancakes started. Your Dad was out of town and had a long drive home late at night and I know he's hungry this morning. I'll try and cook them carefully so I get a good picture.
My husband - "You put the folded, spindled, and mutilated ones on MY plate. Is that like the leper colony plate?
(English accent) "oh, Jeeves find some poor orphan to give this to."
Really Abby - no bacon - go back and eat your kibble.