I took the recycling and the trash out. You think I'd been gone for DAYS.
That got me thinking about what if dogs wrote some of the most popular suspense novels:
And Then There were None (cookies on the counter)
The Dog in the Window (bark bark bark bark bark)
Gone Girl (someone left eh gate open again)
The Cat Next Door
Murder on the Oriental Carpet (a stuffie mystery)
What You've Done (bad dog!) My apologies to my favorite suspense author and friend J.A.Schneider
Watching You
The Hunt for Red Elephant
The Wildlife Between Us (Squirrel!!!)
The Turn of the Key (Mom's home, Mom's home!)
The Count of Monty Cristo (You thought there was a fancy sandwich left, you miscounted)
The Silence of the Stuffies (Squeeker Removal)
The Silent Patient (no one can sulk like a dog at the Vet)
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