Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Abby Lab Houskeeping Tips

Abby Lab here - 

Some folks clean their house like they do everything else, ordered, deliberate, careful, behaved.

My Mom can as well.

Sometimes she just reverts to the "Entropy Version of Housekeeping".

Wait until it reaches the lowest level of energy and then scoop it up. 

Sometimes she's a little more energetic about it.

Just some advice - if you're going to vacuum in your bright yellow bra and panties while your jeans and T shirt dry in the dryer. . .

and you're going to listen to Kool and the Gang "Jungle Boogie" REALLY loud. . . .


and you start dancing around with the Oreck in your hand, sucking up those dust bunnies while the red hair whips around. .  .

Make sure you have your drapes are completely closed.

Otherwise, there's a whole 'nother meaning to "neighborhood watch".

8 comments:

  1. Hari OM
    Oh yeah.. get down, down... down below the window sill! &*> YAM xx

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  2. BOLBOLBOL!!!

    Sounds like your Mama and my Mama have similar cleaning methods BOL!!
    xoxo,
    Arty, Rosy & Jakey

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  3. BOL - we wish we were on watch duty that day:)

    Woos - Lightning, Misty, and Timber

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  4. Hahahaha! Lady says a solution is also to hire someone to clean (she is that lazy)

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  5. Ha ha! We have no drapes (rural living) so I will skip that act!

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  6. OMD been there done that with the kitchen curtains open.
    Looked up and the roofers behind our house got a thrill.
    Lesson learned, find bathrobe.

    xo Linda and Astro

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  7. the mama always wears scrub sets when she has an eggs-cessive house cleaning day while da real clothes get a ride in da washer... she is completely weird ;O)))

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