Snow Freaks in Love

A story for our favorite wiener dogs, Frankie and Ernie as they move across country and hope that their Mom's collection of Christmas "Snowfreaks" get left behind.
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It's a new journey.  You think all is going to lead to wonder.  Then there's a bump in the road, and despite your best efforts you find the Snow Freaks that had hitched a ride were lose.

All you wanted to do was move to Pencil-Van-ia to be near your family without any fuss, carbon footprint, or even worse, SNOW FREAK footprint.

You'd hoped your Mom had left them behind, no snow freaks terrorizing the mantle during Christmas season, stalking you outside the window on a cold winter day.

But there they were lose, somehow getting lose on the trip from Ohio eastward.

But these weren't just any snow freaks. these were SNOW FREAKS in LOVE

Wearing their hearts on their chest, they defied all odds to be together.  If a Wiener dog and a Labrador retriever can find a little romance late in life why can't snow freaks.

But still,  the possible carnage.

What happens if they  . . well. . you know. . . (insert Barry White music here)

Snow cones?

Little Baby boy and girl Mutant Slushies?

I hate to think about it

Fortunately for mankind, another outcome

Love's passion burns hot.  And that isn't good when you're a snow freak.

Welcome to your new Home Frankie and Ernie!