Thursday, October 15, 2015

Road Trip - Don't Drink and Decorate -

We've all had some dwelling in our youth that was less than "tastefully" decorated. But as we grow up and move into adulthood, we sometimes get to experience some really nice places, be it a vacation, our dream home or a honeymoon or first class business trip where you get to stay in a luxury multi star hotel

It was a hotel with good expectations. Highest Four Star hotel rating, fine dining and "new and complete renovation". It billed itself as a "peaceful oasis of sophistication" in a bustling city down south. I had visions of a long swim, or a soak in the hot tub followed by a night of relaxation in soothing decor for the weary traveler. For the price I expected, well , peaceful luxury. Soothing colors, a virtual SPA of a room. What I got was red, black, ultra modern with lots of bright shiny silver and the Bathroom from the OK Corral. It was so ugly I actually called a couple people and described it. Then I walked a careful grid in the room until I found alcohol.

I will leave the name of the establishment out of here because the wonderful staff, I'm sure, didn't pick the decorator and they were really nice. The bed was comfy and the food, quite tasty (if you don't mind paying $50 for an 8 ounce steak and a side salad). But the room. Oh my eyes, my eyes.!

Maybe there's one of these with the soap and the shampoo.

The lampshade was bright shiny red and brought an interesting red glow to the room. I figured if I got lonely enough I could open the curtain and light the lamp and within an hour there would be five guys looking for a good time at my door.
The extra chair for lounging was comfortable if you were a anorexic Hobbit.
We'll start with the art work. First the one over the desk. Don't look directly at your computer monitor. Medication questions should be posed to a pharmacist. Readers experiencing nausea should leave the post. I called this one, "Road Trip from Hell".

Over the bed was the artists rendition of Cirque de Soleil, but which I called Les clowns sur les drogues. Maybe it's just that I'm not deep enough for modern art..

At least I can turn the one light that's not red off and get a bath.

Maybe not. The bath was painted in Cow Patty Brown with a towel rack that resembled something that I think was leftover from Chain Gang Fantasy Camp. There was no other decor but a stark mirror, some shampoo, soap and such, and alas, no eye mask.

The wall couldn't decide it it was world's biggest padded headboard or padded walls. What wasn't padded was a muted cow patty Brown and, ever so soothing with the bright red, brown, black and silver. It was a room with the coziness of a dental lab, albeit without the sink to spit.

As I settled in, I had this nagging feeling I'd seen this room before. Then it hit me. It looked like the modernistic furnishings from a scene in Woody Allen's 1973 movie Sleeper.

Abby Lab - You don't know how good you've got it back at home.


  1. Hari OM
    ;................there is NOTHING restful about that room.... OMD... YAM xx

    1. Fortunately when I take my glasses off I'm pretty near sighted.

  2. OMD OMD a Room Decorated in COW PATTIE.... Now that is something to CELEBRATE... unless you are a Peep... Abby would Certainly have loved it... and we know WE would have... Did it have that nice Cow Patty AROMA? THAT is one of our very FAVORITES... we love it when our dad puts Horses Poops and COW PATTIES on our garden area int he spring.
    DARN we would have LOVED that place.. and are truly BROWN with Jellyness. Just sayin...
    from ABBY's Frankie... and Ernie.

    1. Mom said I can't paint "My room" (which she insists is her office) cow patty brown or any other color that just makes me want to roll in something.

      So glad you are back Frankie!

  3. Ugly is as ugly does. . .
    Your first clue should have been that they don't allow dogs.
    Love Noodles

  4. We were all set to comment about the post and then we noticed how Frankie signed his comment. Hmmmm . . . sounds serious!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  5. Yikes. It would take margaritas..LOTS of margaritas to stay in that room!
    Ruby ♥

  6. a anorexic Hobbit.... hahahaha... cow patty brown.... that was a super description, I love it!!!


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