Friday, July 15, 2016

Blogville - Be on the Lookout

Patrol Officer Abby Lab here  - with the Pawlympics for our dogs starting next month I'm increasing my patrols of Blogville to make sure its citizens  do not engage in nefarious behavior. 

Crime can happen - even in normally peaceful Blogville. Remember when Top Cop Bites and Sarge busted Samson "The Mouth" as he tried to limojack someone's ride at the Dance?

So BOLO for the following behavior.  (BOLO - not to be confused with Rolo which Dad doesn't know Mom keeps stashed in the back of the bread box).

Hit and run.

No that's just wrong, not on the FLOWERS!

Public alcohol abuse.

Aggravated Stocking.
Don't let me tell you a third time!
Sausage lasagna buns.  Sorry Mom, that sandwich is
 a crime and I must confiscate it.

Grand Theft Bucket

Peeping Toms
Not Being Able to Handle Your Licker
 Impeding Traffic
Mom's checking out more crime fighting tips.
I'll be keeping a watchful eye out
 for another sandwich.


  1. OMD OFFICER ABBY.... you DO have your Paws FULL... We had NO Idea that there was THIS much going on in Blogville... RIGHT under our NOSES... No less...

    Will you have to do teh PEE TESTS fur all the Athletes or will that be Dogtor Lassie and EMT Benji's Job? OMD just THINK of the Gossip THAT job will garner...

    Don't furget to stop by the DONUT Shop... OFTEN...

  2. Surely there would NEVER be any misbehavior in Blogville:)

    Woos - Ciara and Lightning

  3. Wowzers, are you ever on the JOB!!!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

  4. Who knew there was so much funny business in blogville!

  5. We feel better knowing you and the whole force will be on duty to keep things running nice and smooth!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess - Please send POTP to my fiance' Ruby. She is at ER. No other information available.

    1. OH NOSE - not our sweet friend Ruby! I will be sending some Power of the Paw to her right now!

  6. Go Abby!! We will make sure we keep our eyes open, but we feel ever so safe with you on the job!!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

  7. Hari OM
    Officer Abby, with you on patrol, Blogville is just that bit more orderly and snoopervised!!! Thanks for the alert reminder... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. We are glad you on the case!

    Monty, Harlow and Ramble

  9. We feel much safer knowing you are keeping an eye out on things Abby.

  10. Thanks for all that good advice, Abby. We'll be sure to watch out for squirrels—oops I mean criminals—and be ready to confiscate all sandwiches. However, we can't promise to always take said sandwiches to the lab for analysis.

  11. I feel safe that Blogville is in good hands!


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