Glad That Chew Deterrent Worked Out For You

We've all likely heard the list of the "Seven Deadly Sins"

The current list:
Lust
Gluttony (does chocolate count?)
Greed
Sloth (three toed or the other kind?)
Wrath
Envy
Pride

From Our Household - the Updated List of Additional Deadly Sins (with some classic Barkley photos)

Monday Mornings
Monday Morning Breath
Reality Stars with No Discernible Talent
Slow  metabolism
Computer Spam
Express Lane Abuse

"Hey you, with the 33 bags of Tater Tots and the second party check from the Bank of Kazakhstan, get out of the Express Lane!"

Speedos
Dumping someone by email
Barney the Dinosaur
Botox
Frozen Diet Dinners
Fashion Designers that think all women are shaped like Pretzel Sticks

Last Cupcake
Drinks with Umbrellas (unless served to me on a beach by the 10th or 11th Doctor Who)
Foreign Call Centers
Round Abouts At Rush Hour
Celebrity Fitness DVD's (picking up brass at the LEO range will do more for your gluts)

Clingy women
Clingy men
Reversing the Polarity (between the Enterprise's lack of fuses and Geordi's "We'll reverse the polarity,!" I'm surprised the ship didn't detonate when they went into warp drive)
Turkey Bacon
Daleks

Comcast
Erectile Dysfunction Ads
Bathroom Scales 
Telephone Solicitors
Power Tools and Glögg 

Celebrity Designers (Put "Kardashian" on a cow patty, it's still a cow patty)
Deficit Spending
Mixing bleach and ammonia for "more cleaning power"
Commenting on a woman's weight when she is eating a pint of  ice cream and crying

And finally, the 2016 Deadliest Sin as submitted by Abby Lab

SQUIRRELS!