Dad's finally home. He got to sit in business class on his flight home with Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top, and that's all he could talk about. What about ME Dad, what about Mom and Me chasing Petey the possum out of the yard, and what happened to the last of the Cadbury Bar.
Oh what? - Enough of our stories? We've had our sleep and it's time for foodables. What's that? I heard the sound of a bowl.
I hear it, I smell something.
Could it be?
Yo, Mom. Dad has foodables and I don't! It's a bowl of Great Nuts (I hear they're made out of stone-ground squirrels).
The prosecution objects!
Look - I'm not against bribery. Will $15 get me a bowl of Great Nuts?
Fine - distract me with throwing a stuffie.
He Shoots. She Scores.
Oh boy, that's the ball my boyfriend Frankie Furter's family sent.
I got it!
Seriously, Mom, you're not on your game, first the cereal and now a Chewy box that's been sitting here for like four YEARS.
I'll just sit here and starve to death, you all go ahead and open the boxes and listen to ZZ Top.