A Blogville Murder Mystery - Dial "S" for Snow Freak

Quick Maam - Forensic Dog will hold the deaded pose while you draw the chalk outline. 

  First there was an invasion of snow freaks at

• Frankie Furter and Ernest
that spread to all of Blogville during the holidays - 

followed by some scary looking mailings linking Frankie and Ernie's family to the snow freak clan.

It was only a matter of time before someone took the law in their own hands.

Nothing to see here folks - move along.

The local paw-lice called in my Mom's  favorite TV Forensic Scientist and Federal Agent.  Dr. TupperWare Lemon, also known as  "Twigs" accompanied by her handsome lawman  counterpart "Feeley Tooth" to sort through the remains.

Twigs: Based on  my forensic review of the surculus and ramulus, I'd say the snow freak was likely born this year.

Agent Tooth:  Twigs, you're Brilliant.  Wait - is that dog hair?

Yes around the scene was the footprints of many dogs,  all over, as if they'd run free around the scene.

Our crime investigators left - for with that - they had no leads.

So Blogville - what happened here ?  There's no Cheerios at the scene so it's NOT a cereal killer. The weapon appears to be obvious, but is it?  Is the snow freak left or right limbed?

Could the weapon have been planted?  Or was it simply an (not so tragic if you hate snow freaks) accident?

Let us know what you think - until then, the Blogville Pawlice department has taken over this investigation and is hot on the trail of clues.