THE BOOK OF BARKLEY: Squeeky Wheels

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Squeeky Wheels

Saturday morning involved a trip to the BigDogMart to get Abby's nails clipped. While there, I saw some dog toys on clearance. Most had squeakers, but those can be pretty annoying. Not as annoying as the one Barkley had that was a soccer ball that when squeezed played a recording of the Spanish guy who yells '"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL !!" at the soccer games. Barkley would bring that into the bedroom at 2 a.m. and set that thing off a couple of times, which probably made the neighbors who shared the wall in the other half of the unit seriously wonder about my love life.

No soccer balls today, (Sorry Blogville Barkers). The sale items were various Island of Dr. Moreau toys. This one had not just one but TEN really loud high pitched squeakers in it. It wasn't just painfully annoying it was painfully annoying times ten.

That's not going to be fun for anyone with two legs.

But sometimes it's worth it.

5 comments:

Kinley WestieMay 7, 2015 at 7:23 PM
BOL, I are laffin bout da naybors wonderin bout your luv life!
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Idaho PugRanchMay 7, 2015 at 9:54 PM
bwaa haa we are laughing too!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & mabel
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Chester from WinnipegMay 8, 2015 at 7:48 AM
OMD! Chester from Winnipeg here - Santa brought me a reindeer toy 2 years ago that looks just like the colourful toy in your photo! It has 17 squeakers in it. Know what? I can carry that toy all day and I hardly ever make it squeak! My people can't figure out how I can be sooo quiet with that many squeakers and yet drive them totally nuts with a bird toy that chirps for almost 45 seconds with each chomp (usually at 5:00 a.m.)!!! BOL!
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Frankie Furter and ErnieMay 8, 2015 at 9:25 AM
OMD OMD the 2 AM ... GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL
We are Rolling about that one...
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ScooterMay 8, 2015 at 8:14 PM
Hey Abby!
Wow, great new toy! We all know that the louder they are the better they are. BWAR HAR HAR 2am sounds perfect to me. Chuckling and ROFL about the goooaaaallll toy. I'd like one of those. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
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FIVE STARS

No one who has ever had a dog as a companion will be able to read The Book of Barkley: Love and Life through the Eyes of a Labrador Retriever by L. B. Johnson with dry eyes.

Johnson tells the story of her life, from childhood to adulthood, from the perspective of her relationship with Barkley, a Lab that she got when he was just a stubborn ball of fur who ‘selected’ her when she viewed the litter of which he was a part. Her descriptions of adjusting to Barkley’s presence in her life, and how this helped her come to terms with and understand her past and learn to take life a day at a time on her own terms will resonate profoundly with anyone who has fallen in love with a dog and had to learn to live with its loss.

This is a story of unconditional love and acceptance, the kind that asks nothing but love in return. As Johnson and Barkley forge bonds of trust and understanding, she also strengthens her human relationships.

This is much more than a mere memoir – it is a story of life and how to live it, and how we humans can learn to live our lives better if we’d only learn to live it like a dog does. The author uses language well, with descriptions of animals, people, and places so vivid you feel that you can feel the textures, smell the odors (pleasant and otherwise) and hear the whining of a puppy needing to go out to do its business. Life can be sad or happy, and the author takes us through it all – a trip that you won’t regret taking. A five-star book that definitely merits the Awesome Indies Seal of Excellence

About Barkley and His Mom

My Mom started this blog due to requests from friends who wanted a place to go for stories of her furry friend Barkley that weren't in the book and stories of my rescue and new life in my furever home. She donates all of the proceeds from her writing to animal rescue and groups that train search and rescue and service dogs but that's OK, as she still gives me lots of dog treats and toys.

The Book of Barkley is Mom's first memoir. She used to be a jet pilot for somebody's Uncle but now has a Ph.D. in something involving science and forensics which is like TV but without expensive suits or cleavage. Additional mayhem is provided by my Dad and our 100-year-old "fixer upper" Mission Bungalow.

Her second memoir "Saving Grace - A Story of Adoption" was published in April of 2015". Her Third Book - "Small Town Roads", her first Fiction Novel was published October of 2016 and was an NPR selected "2017 must read" and 2017 Readers Favorite International Book Award GOLD for "Fiction - Religious Theme". Her 4th book, "Calexit, The Anthology", a Novella with other authors, was published in October of 2017 and was on the Amazon Best Seller's list two days later. Her fifth book "True Course - Lessons from Life Aloft" was a #1 best seller at Amazon 24 hours after publishing so I think she has been bribing you all with treats.

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